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2010-09-01T08:30:00.001-07:00

Im not blogging for joseicouture anymore but Im not deleting this for flashback sake

with love,
jiouxie jioux

NEW BLOG ON THE RISE SOON

2009-08-16T05:03:00.000-07:00

SLOW UPDATES due to my sucky internet connection but worry no more- A NEW BLOG is coming to town..better and ferooosh!

I'm working on it.

confessions of a miracle child

2009-04-02T06:59:00.000-07:00

hey look its lady gaga!

2009-03-21T04:52:00.000-07:00

...no wait! its Nicole Richie

Nicole covers Blackbook magazine for April 2009. A copy or not, I don't care! I LOVE NICOLE RICHIE! This is fierce and fab!

It's as if Lady Gaga's original - shes ~~slightly~~ not. I research like a scientist. Dale Bozzio, from the 80's band missing persons and former playboy bunny, seems to be Ms. Gagas inspiration. Dont you think?

I STILL LOVE HER THOUGH! mamamamaaaaaaah

IF U SEEK AMY and LOUBOUTIN

2009-03-15T04:40:00.000-07:00

Finally! This is my favorite video so far in the album because its edgy and bitchy as expected.

I guess we'll be seeing more of Britneys fashion side after seeing her in these killer heels from Christian Louboutin for Phillip Lims S/S 09! JUST FABULOUS! They show up at exactly 1:00 in the video. HOPE TO SEE MORE!

Have you seen Amy tonight?

2009-03-12T07:41:00.000-07:00

omg! im staying up all night just to watch the world premiere of Britney's video for the controversial song ~~F-U-C-K ME~~"If you Seek Amy".

Tune in later- I'll post the video as soon as it premieres. EXCITED?

For now, you pervs enjoy this wardrobe malfunction from the Tampa Concert courtesy of Breatheheavy.

and it has a video 2!

OMG! OMG! OMG! + OMG!

2009-03-04T07:39:00.000-08:00

Finally, after 5 years, Britney's back on tour again! It may sound funny but I'm very emotional right now. The tour is not what most of us were expecting - ITS SUPER GOOOD! The setlist, the revealing costumes, the stage, the lights and BRITNEY was awesome though she lipsynched throughout the whole concert- thats ok. she's Britney.

SUCK ON TO THIS OPENING NUMBER + PEREZ HILTONS OPENING VIDEO!

IF YOU SEEK A britneyspears.com for giving out the wrong setlist.

WHO'S THAT GIRL?

2009-02-21T21:12:00.000-08:00

lalalalalalalalala! I want to escape- away from this drama stirred up by Mary John. It's disappointing but I'm more hushed now than these past few days. What can I do- you want drama? Facebook.

WHO'S THAT GIRL?

CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT!

By the way, my site is changing for spring..

IF SHE CAN, WE CAN!

2009-02-17T04:50:00.000-08:00

My fingers are crossed and I think they are getting there! ANNE KIRSTIN MENGUITO is getting herself a boyfriend this year. I HOPE! I REAAAAAALLY HOPE SO!

Its about time you change your career path Guito and leave your nun ambitions in Compostela include to that your 18 church visits for your debut!

I'M SO PROUD OF YOU GUITO! YOUR A "CERTIFIED DALAGA" already just don't follow Adeline's OA-ness when her alledged boyfriend is around! hahaha! ~~Beat that Diane, Jared, Syver, Mira and Toling..Toling? Toling? Where are you Toling? !~~

The Letter

2009-02-12T18:11:00.000-08:00

I'm not a big fan of reading and not a big fan of love stories either but this one is way different from any other. I'm glued to this for like 6 years already and reading it again is just like reading it for the first time..timeless. Its a favorite.

READ..

What can I say about a girl I loved since I was ten..... that I love the way she laughs at me when I commit mistakes, the way she fusses over silly things and even the way she cries over some sad silly late night show? Somehow, I wished I could have told her that I love her but now there's no hope in doing so. For now, it's rather too late- too late for me to do so.

She was my best friend and I have known her since we were small. She knew all my secrets, which reveals my feelings for her, that I love her not only because she's pretty and smart but also the way she laughs at everything and the way she sees life and love.

I could still remember the first time we met, I was five years old then. It was one windy afternoon having no one to play with except for my best friend, Troy. He and his family just moved out to transfer at a neighboring state because his father got promoted. And so I climbed up our tree house, I saw a moving truck coming down the street. I watched it approaching and noticed a family station wagon following it. It stopped in front of the house and out came a family. I was about to glance away

when out came the loveliest girl I've seen. She was four years old that time but then even at an early age she was a beauty. She had long curly hair, which reached almost to her waist. She had fair complexion and eyes which could make a man lose his heart into them. I continued to watch her when suddenly she looked up and saw me watching them in the tree house window. I was about to duck when she smiled and waved her hand. I waved back then watched in amazement as I saw her running towards the tree house. So I went to the edge of the ladder and said, "Would you

like to come up?" she answered, "May I?" So I help her climb up and when she reached the top she then turned to me and said, "By the way, my name's Sam, what's yours?" I answered, " My name is Christopher but then you can call me Chris." She smiled and said, " Well i like your name. Hey your tree house's neat!" then I replied, " Thanks! troy and I made this. this used to be our hide out. We used to goof around, play ball and go biking together. He was my best friend and I kind of miss him you

know." She smiled and said "I'm here now, we could do things you do with troy and I could be your new best friend too. i never had a boy for a friend before so it could be exciting to have one. I could learn how to play ball and I have my bicycle so we could go biking together. Now how does that sound to you?" I smiled and said, "Well that sounds good enough." Then she held her hand and said, "It's a deal then!" So that's how it started.

So we became best friends and it was kind of strange at first for she was a girl and there are things which I was little bit hesitant to indulge her like catchi> ng frogs, swimming in the lake and climbing trees, but then she tried and did everything just to please me. There was even a time when she fell off the bike trying to catch up with me in a race we had and I was the one who bandaged her scraped knee. I could still remember the time when she hit the window of our neighbor when we were playing baseball and it was i who talked to Mr. Chambers and promised to pay for the damage, which meant having to loose a weeks's allowance. I

remembered the time when I fell off the tree when I tried to rescue a little kitten because Sam was near to tears when she saw the helpless kitten trapped in a branch. I even fought with the tough guy when they teased Sam and made her cry and I ended up having a black eye and a bruised cheek. I remember Sam crying as she placed an ice bag over the damaged eye and later gave it a get-well kiss. I did everything to please her and gave everything her little heart desires.

The lake was our favorite hang out. We had our Saturday swim routine. We would pack food and later eat them under the big oak tree. There was a special branch in which the two of us could sit together and tell each other's dreams. She dreams of being a Ballerina and she knows my dream of becoming a doctor. She never laughs at my dreams and pursuits even if they were quite impossible. it made me like her even more.

As years went by, I noticed that my feelings towards her were slowly changing. Somehow, I thought it was just a simple crush case. But when I started thinking about her at night, dreaming of her and having the feeling of wanting to be with her all the time, I thought it was something different, something that made me feel strange, but then it was exhilarating feeling. It made me feel so alive. Whenever our hands touch, I could feel the tingling sensation in my spine. Once when we were at the lake having our Saturday swim routine and as I carried her towards the water edge, I had the feeling of not wanting to let go. I just wanted that moment to continue hoping it would never end. I then realized I was slowly falling in love with my best friend.

Many times I tried to deny the feeling for I was scared to imagine what would happen if ever I'd try to tell her how I feel about her. I was scared because she might think that I'm taking advantage of her and our friendship. I was afraid of losing her so I just kept my feeling hidden.

We reached the age of fifteen and I noticed that Sam grew lovelier each day. How my heart aches wherever I see boys glance her way. I want to punch their noses as I watch them talking to her giving compliments, flowers and chocolates. There were times when I watch her at a distance mixed feelings of anger and hurt because it hurts so much to know that there were so many things I wanted to tell her but then I could not do so. There were so many presents which I long to give her but then I

could not for she might see me only as a friend. I was also scared of letting her know how I feel about her as much as losing her.

Then one day, I just learned from a friend that she already had a boyfriend. At first, I tried to convince myself that it was just a rumor. Her boyfriend was Mark, a popular senior, who was the heartthrob of the campus. She, being the cheerleader was close to the basketball team which Mark was the captain. When I saw them walking together at the parking lot that afternoon, I watched her with my heart slowly breaking into pieces. I saw her wave at me but I just pretended not to see her for I

was scared that she might see in my eyes the pain I'm feeling inside because of seeing her with another guy.

Those days that followed where the saddest days of my life. How my heart aches when I see her walk by me with him at her side. every time we meet in hallways and I see him around her, there's a feeling inside me that makes me want to grab her away from him. How it hurts to see the girl I long possess was now owned by somebody else. That special smile I long for her to cast on me was now casted on him as she passes by me she doesnt know that i whispher the words "God how I love you."

Then one faithful day they broke up. She came too me that evening crying on my shoulder. They had a big fight and it ended up to their break up. Mixed feelings were scaring me inside. I was happy because she was free and maybe i would have the chance of telling> her my true feelings for her but then I was feeling so bad because she is crying her heart out just for him. At that time, I was not quite sure of what I wanted to do.

So we found ourselves doing what we did in old days with our saturday swim routine, spending time in our tree house. we still enjoyed doing childish pranks for we still are both young at heart.

So many chances I had for me to confess my feelings for her but still I couldn't bring myself to her for I was scared of losing her once more. I once lost her, now I could not bear of losing her again by telling her I love her. So I just kept my feelings even if it was bursting to be expressed from my aching heart.

It was a week from our JS Prom, we were seated at the branch of an oak tree drying ourselves after our afternoon swim when she said, "I was wondering Chris if you would like to be my partner?" It just got out of my wits for it was like a dream I never thought would happen. It took me awhile to answer her, "I thought there are so many boys who would die for you to be their partner?" So she turned away and quietly said, "Well i just thought I would like to spend that night with my best friend."

Then she continued in a whisper I could barely hear, "Don't you want to die just like them to be my partner Chris?" I was too stunned to speak for it came close for me to blurt my feelings for her. We we're silent for a while until I finally whispered, "I would be happy to be your partner Sam." The she smiled and suddenly kissed my cheek. I could hardly contain the joy i felt that time. I saw her turned red and bowed her head. Suddenly she stood up and run towards the water saying, "Last one to reach the water treats to sundae fudge!" I ran slowed up so that i would lose which meant having to have her with me for another three hours or more.

Our Prom night came. I bought a new tuxedo and poured almost the entire bottle of perfume. I went to fetch Sam. Sam's mother greeted me and I went to sit in the living room waiting for her to come down. I was talking to her father when I heard her say, "How do I look?" I look up and saw her lovelier than ever in a strapless white dress with her hair flowing around her face. I stood up and opened my mouth but found out I could not find my voice. Then I got her hand shakily fastened the corsage around her wrist and whispered, "To the loveliest girl in the whole world." She then asked, " Is that true?" I nodded and she smiled and I smiled back then I turned to open the door for her.

When we arrived at the gymnasium we hardly recognized our classmates. Gone were the jeans and T-shirts. They were replaced with tuxedos and gowns. Then I held out her hand bowed and said ," Would you give me the honor of your first dance?" She laughed and curtseyed. Then I led her to the dance floor.

It was like a dream coming true, a moment of enchantment. I was there dancing with the only girl I ever loved. She was smiling up to me, as we were slowly moving in a smooth gliding motion. I found myself lost as I stared down to her sparkling eyes. The curls of her long hair were like waves enhancing her beautiful face. There were so many things I wanted to tell her that moment. I wanted to tell that she was the most beautiful girl that night. I wanted to tell her that she would always be the beacon of light in my darkness, but what I wanted to tell her the most was that I love her. I drew up all my courage and bent to whisper it in her ear but suddenly the music stopped and the magic was gone. I came close to telling her, but still haven't done it.

We walked towards the table and found ourselves surrounded by friends. I asked her if she wanted a drink, she nodded and so I went to get one. It took me a long time to get one and when I returned to ourtable, she was gone. I asked her friend, katie, where she was but she told me that she doesn't know. So I went and search for her.

As I was searching for her, I reached the garden. There I saw two silhoutte figures outlined by the moon's silvery light. They were so close to each other. i could never describe the feeling I had when I recognized the white dress Sam was wearing that night. I just turned and left the gymnasium. Since that night, I avoided her. Many times she tried talking to me but I never gave her the chance to do so. I was afraid to hear her say that she loves Mark and n> ot me. I would rather have left

in ignorance of her true feelings for me than to hear from those dreaded words and feel my hope crush and my heart break. I didn't return her calls. I would not see her if she comes into our house. in the hallways, as she approaches i would go to another direction. It also hurts to do those things but then I thought that was the best way to forget her. Those months were tormenting but still I kept my pride.

The day of our graduation came. I was planning to take up medicine at a neighboring state and was to move out the next day. As the program ended, she approached me and handed me a rose. As she stared at me. there was something in her eyes I couldn't describe. There was sadness in them and when she smiled it wasn't the same smile she had. I wanted to hug her at that moment, tell her that I love her but then she turned and walked away from me.

So I moved out the next day as I planned. Luckily, I was accepted at the university. I concentrated with my studies but still I think of her at night. I was always wondering if she thinks of me too. I tried hard not to think of her but still I could not stop myself from loving her. Each achievement I have was done for her. I thought that if I will be successful one day, I would be able to tell her that I love her and by that time, I'm worthy of having her.

It was a year after our graduation when I decided to return home and see her again. I thought a year is too much for me not to see her and during the past year I felt like a person lost in the desert and only the sight of her could quench the thirst I have inside. As I got off the plane, I went home directly, desperate to get to her house desperate to see her, to hug her. Then I would tell her that I missed her and that I have loved her for a long time. This time I am determined to let her

know my true feelings for her and I could not contain anymore the love I have for her.

I reached their house, I saw her older sister and I approached her. I smiled at her but I noticed she didn't smile back. I was confused for she used to be a cheerful lasy just like my dear Sam. I then asked," Hi Jen! I guess you're suprised why I'm here. Well I just want to visit you and I was also hoping to see Sam. I kind of miss her you know. Ummm.........bby the way have you seen her?" All I saw was sadness in her eyes as she replied quietly, "Come follow me."

I was confused with the way she's acting but still i followed her. As we were walking, I was trying to indulge her in a conversation but just answered my questiond briefly. Then I realized that she was leading me to the direction of the lake. It was still the same as I left it, with the same oak tree Sam and I used to climb up. I smiled upon remembering the kiss Sam gave me when I agreed to be her partner. It's been one of the happiest days in my life and I realized that I missed Sam more than I thought. The Jen stopped walking and pointed to the tree. She then whispered, "There's Sam."

I looked at where she was pointing and saw a newly dug tomb with the name of the girl I ever loved. I could not believe at what I saw and desperately tried convincing myself that this is all just a nightmare and I would soon wake up.

I stared at Jenny in disbelief with her eyes searching for explanations and slowly started saying," It has been a week since she died. She died of Leukemia, but eventhough she was sick, she never stopped thinking about you. It was even your name she uttered before she died. She asked us to bury her here for she always regard this place as a place of LOVE. She said that this is where she had spent the happiest days and that was when she was with you. by the way, she also asked me to give you this." She handed me a parcel and with that she left.

I slowly opened the parcel and saw that it contained the dried orchid from the corsage I gave her for our prom. Then at the bottom I saw a letter. It was dated last month. I opened it with shaking hands and started reading........ >

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I know by this time you read this letter I'm gone. I just want to tell you that I feel very lucky and thankful to God that I had a friend like you. I would also like you to know that I had left something inside, something I kept from you all these years. I love you Chris, not in a friendly way but as one who would feel like spending the rest of my life with. I have always loved you even from the start. I guess it just bloomed each day that's why the happiest days of my life was when you were by my side. You just don't know how I dreamed of you at night and wake up in the morning and dream no more for you are with me. When you are away, I can't stop crying because I'm afraid to think that you are with another girl. I just can't bear to see you with another girl. I just want you all to myself. I may sound selfish but that's how I feel. Each time you held me close to you was like a dream coming true for to be close to you and feel your heart beating next to mine was heaven. So many

things I did so that you will learn to love me but I NEVER saw a hint. I did everything to please you because I love you so much that I even tried to full myself that you're in love with me too. So many nights I've cried when I think of myself unloved by you. Well you might think that what I'm sayin are lies but, I tell you, my heart speaks the truth for I cannot bear telling a lie to the one I love.

I know you might be thinking of Mark but I just did that to make you jealous, to make you see me as a young woman, capable of loving and not as the little girl you used to play with. Sometimes I imagined that you were jealous and fooled myself that it was a sign that you feel something for me too. When Mark and I broke up and I came crying, I just did that to know how you would react and with that I'll know that you love me too. But I failed for you didn't give me any clue. when our prom

night came, you just don't know how happy I was when you handed me the corsage and saying that I was the loveliest girl in the whole world. While we were dancing,I wanted so desperately to hear you say that you love me too but you NEVER did. When Mark came and pleaded me to give him a second chance, I was scared that you might see us talking. I didn't want you to get the wrong impression so i told him we would talk in the garden. There I explained to him that it's you whom I really love. What

happened next was that I found you missing and later learned that you were searching for me, I just concluded that you saw us together. The next day, I tried to explain but then you never gave me a chance to do so. you continuously avoided me and never knew how much pain I've experienced that time. I felt the world crushing on me. In our Graduation day, when I approached you, I wanted to tell you how much I love you but I decided that I just couldn't do it. I could not bear to hear that all you

feel for me is just brotherly hand of love. For I want you to love me as a woman and not as a girl or playmate. So I just turned away and left.

Now that saying I LOVE YOU might be too late, still I want you to know that I will always love you and my heart has always been and will be yours alone.

P.S.

Think of me sometimes.... and always remember that loving you was the best thing that ever happened in my life.

AI

2009-02-12T04:27:00.000-08:00

am I the only one here who thinks that Jamar Rogers should be part of the top 36 of American Idol?

Pleeeeeaase, he deserves it more than, the beefy Almira replica,Nick aka. Norman Gentle whose jokes are soo classic Laila. ~~not funny~~

Lets all hope for a wild card show anytime soon..

BLIND ITEM: Happy Valentines Day

2009-02-11T07:01:00.000-08:00

FOOLED, she is.

According to an unnamed source ~~Diane~~, someone's boyfriend is cheating on her.

I always blog about cheating because although I cheat in school, cheating your partner is soo unforgivable and disgusting.

The close source gave the low down to me through a message on facebook ~~add me up~~ She got it from the guys ~~not soo chatty~~ neighbor who said that the guy constantly goes out with another girl every night and they both paint the town with PDA. ~~I never saw the guy and the original doll do PDA~~

Diane is soo certain about this and here is her message:

_______ is cheating on _______! sure ko! gi-chikaHan ko sa ilang silingan nga _______! nga taga gabii naai kuyog c _______ nga laing babae sa ilang neighborhood and grabe ang PDA galore! but of course, playah ________ can always deny, deny, deny...

and here is what I have to say..

Dear uhhmm..someone,

Yes YOU!

This may not be the perfect time to part ways with your guy but think..think..think. If not now then when?

If you think I'm talking to you then you better do some spying. Message me for help!

YOU CAN. YES WE CAN. ~~lets not get to political here~~

CLUE: fly, bow, cry, move, slow (all the letters in her name are there; disregard some)

spotted

2009-02-04T04:44:00.000-08:00

I love Patty. That's all.

spotted: cover-cover

2009-01-26T05:42:00.000-08:00

Thats all!

TIPS:

Tip number 1..COVER!
Tip numer 2...STILL COVER!

Dairy Queen

2009-01-25T06:50:00.000-08:00

woooohh! Flawless!

Just to clarify, Crazy Gracy Cogal is not flying to Chicago but Texas..but shes not going! She told me shes going back to school this June in USC-TC and we wont be seeing high-heels and mini-skirts from her this time (i don't know why). Cant wait to see you girl!

The inner B

2009-01-25T06:00:00.000-08:00

In this dope era of bombs and racism where the third world felt coldness in the air and felt extreme heat the next day, where the whole sam-lindsay thing turned out to be a big hit and now girls are imitating it, where gay guys turn straight and conservative girls turn into sluttier versions of a constipated Regina George, a blind item might pause the outrageous twist and turns in this kuku-crazy world.

Its getting late-I'm unable to scan my notes for tomorrows test therefore, I'm against the clock at this point but my fingers are itching to type in this new gossip though I want to get rid of my evilness inside, I cant! Thanks to Diane, Molly and the rest who keep on pushing me to write the nasty things we all share over a good chat. I'm speaking in their behalves.

This luscious gossip has been the talk of the town for quite some time now. For the record, I'm posting this in my blog.

Were you ever suspicious over someone innocent and sweet - you think an inner bitch is hiding somewhere? I knew it was coming out!

To make the story short, someone described as angelic has become a sex ~~machine~~ aficionado. I really don't know the whole story - all I know is that she did it a million times in the infamous Queensland.

Now that shes with this guy, she visits the guys home habitually and is reported to rush into going in his room where they both lock themselves up to ________ ~~pray~~. (as reported by the mother)

Virginity is not an issue nowadays-who cares if your a virgin or not. The point is we are just not use to your new slutty image plus your new aura of stinky confidence and repulsive attitude is just not working for you honey. I blogged about you before and I'm not mad or anything but irritated to the point where you are a line closer to hitting my "goodbye sincere and honest friendship" line. Don't mess up your life! Eat some of Tyra Bank's humble pie.

1,2,3,4

2009-01-24T06:14:00.000-08:00

Missing out on a lot of things, I have some major catching up to do.

First, DO ME A FAVOR WILL YA? Please show some love to the birthday girl celebrating her 18th birthday ~~and yes, shes already 18..trust me!~~, Sheila! (sorry I wasn't able to go dear!)

Second is, If time permits your unbusy schedule, will you check out my humble designs for Britney's Tour : CLICKY HEREEE!

Was posted a long time ago in her official website. Its a piece of crap for shit heads ~~like you~~ but for a cough*Britney fan*cough like mwah, its heaven on earth! All 4 of my trashes made it!

Third, the girls (Molly, Diane Emperina Vestal, Tpai and MJ-with a BF --they all miss my blog! auugghhh) still cant get over TOLING OBAMA! We miss our little black Jenny Humphrey!

Where are you hiding? or are you really hiding or we just cant see you? -words from someone whiter.

A day scheduled for rehearsals for a tight dance routine (one shouldn't miss in MOLLY's and T.PAI's DEBUT), ended up with lots of story tellings and chikas. College is dry and we still cant get over high school. (YEARBOOKS NOW AVAILABLE)

Numerous debuts are taking place in this year of badluck (for us year 1991-sheep). 2 of them (which I am attending) will kick off a month from now! Molly's on the 28th of February (question: What if your b.day falls on the 29th of feb? when are you gonna celebrate it this year? hahahaha) and T.pai's on the first day of March.
I'M STILL OPEN FOR INVITATIONS! RESERVE YOUR DATE EARLIER!(BIG LAUGH!)

Fourth, CONGRATS TO MY GOOD FRIEND KRIS DELL YPIL! She unexpectedly emerged successful in delivering a bouncing baby girl reportedly named Niña Zeonne! WE ARE ALL SO PROUD OF YOU GIRL! Will visit you soon! :)

FRUGALISTA

2009-01-24T05:57:00.000-08:00

The newest addition to our fashion vocabulary just made it into the New Oxford American Dictionary. Frugalista not Fashionista.

Frugalista means a person living a frugal lifestyle but at the same time remains fashion forward through swapping clothes, buying secondhand etc..

As the vernal season approaches and as the newest trends await, let the inner frugalista work its magic in this zero hour. BE CREATIVE, REUSE AND SAVE SAVE SAVE!

ANNUAL TREND ALERT!

2009-01-06T08:16:00.000-08:00

Put away your gladiator sandals, colored skinny jeans and patterned tights! They are so last year!

I think I did this last year and it was a whole lot of fun. this year, 2009, Fashion is elevating us to the next level. Lots of new and exclusive 09 trends, some recycled/ carried from 2009, revivals and comebacks and some that are just timeless.

Bold colors is 2008s best and is to be polished and perfected in 2009.

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Making its 2008 comeback, The sheer trend will continue on in 2009 as well. Sheer dresses, skirts and pants are so hot and the key to wearing such is elegance.

If 2008 debut the revamped boyfriends shirt, 2009 is to debut its boyfriend denim pants. Celebrities like Katie Holmes sorta started the trend when she walked out from rehearsals in an oversize denim pants. It was so big that she had to turned them up at the bottom. I personality think only the fierce and outrageous can pull this one off but I guess everybody thinks they're fierce and outrageous. Ripped Jeans work too.

For Fashion Accessories, think bold and big. The 2008 bold red lips is still applicable for this year. Tattered or Ripped Tights are also a must-have.

Autumn(Fall) / Winter Trends, started September, is ending this March. So if you haven't indulge yourselves to these latest trends then you have lots of catching up to do
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Feather- they'are just magical or very fairytal-ish like. Which is why my favorites Dsquared, Christian Lacroix, Bluemarine and a whole lot more have them in their collections.

Tartans/Plaids - Raise your hand if you don't have any idea what this is all about.. ~~and embarrass yourself~~. I say its a bit late 2008 but hey, lets keep the trend going. This for me is like the biggest hit of the season. You see them on runways, celebrities and in the streets. Its dominating.

Bohemian Luxury - think airplanes and rockstars-thats what this trend is shouting. Its a luxurious take on the bohemian trend. We always see them on runways- Gucci and Anna Sui to name a few..Boho never goes out of style.

Military Trend - quite similar to Bohemian Luxury. Very sergeant pepper-very rock!

Spring/Summer 2009 is not far away. In fact, March is starting 2 months from now. So as Winter closes its curtains, We should come prepared as to what Spring has in store for us.

Bondage/ Fetish Trend - think classy disturbia or business-heels (very strappy). Started by Herve Leger, the bondage dress has become widespread, meaning the super short and super tight fit is the usual. So if you're feeling sexy and naughty, then this is for you.

Fairytale - basically its like coming out from your very own fantasy world. Lots of experimenting and imaginations to be applied. think Princess.

Cookie-cutted clothes- Introducing the cookie-cutted clothing (what I prefer calling them) Its a fashion trend where it showcases missing pieces/parts of a garment to show or emphasize a certain feature.

Grecian- like the Boho, Grecian never goes out of style. Last year, gladiators were a hit and it could have been a perfect footwear for this trend (but it would look costume-y anyway) This style showcases drapings, drapings and more drapings. Think Dyosa (na-na-na-na-na-na-na-nahhh...)

One-shouldered clothing - I guess everybody's familiar with this one. Along with shear fabrics and the draping trend, this is a sure favorite this summer. I dare Diane to wear one!

Oversize Bows - This is another first for 2009. . They were in Winter runways but its astounding presence on every runway for s/s 09 has made it trend-worthy of the season. You can have the bow anywhere just be careful on your choice of placing because it will definitely enhance the part where you place it. If your feeling sassy, then you need a bow and remember, size matters. Think gossip girl with this trend.

Bejeweled - precious stones, glasses and crystals, real, ethnic or plastic whatever it is on your outfit as long as its bejeweled, its in for 09. We don't only see them in gowns but in jackets,skirts, shirts and shorts as well. This is the elegant version of bling2x.

Fringing- I use to admire this back in the days where my aunt had this comedy bar and a particular comedian worshiped this trend and she looked amazing on stage. The perfect party dress should be base on this trend. Its fun and sexy. Think chicago or moulin rouge.

Butterflies - if s/s 2008 was more on florals, s/s 2009 has its eye on butterflies. Butterfly symbolizes a lot of things but this particular trend is stressing out the symbol of beauty, femininity and the ability to be ever-changing. I think this is the one to look out for.

Exposed stomach/ Midriff - gym on baby! Its time to expose that stomach. It takes a lot of guts in sporting this trend I hope that when we go to malls we wont be seeing eyes rolling at us this time and don't forget to shout to their faces.."Its this seasons hottest trend you POOR!". Another challenge for Diane.

A lot of trends are coming out this year, some we're familiar of, some exciting ones, some which are yet to come out and some which are hard to pull off. Always remember that confidence and a creative mind are the two keys to rocking a certain trend and most importantly, HAVE FUN!

GUESS WHO?

2008-12-21T08:36:00.000-08:00

I was reading messages I got from various people from a closed friendster account of mine till I saw a message from someone. Its dated 06/25/2005 5:43 pm (my birthday).

(KALIMUT NJUD KO WHY NKA RECEIVE KO ANI NGA MESSAGE! SWEAR!)

Subject:	elow josey!!
Message:	happy b-day.... a b-day hu is never 4gotten 4 dah people close to a person like u!! =) balita ko nitambok ka!! atleast a heart is till w/ u dba? mis u oL ug sila ypil regard nlang ko nila ok?

disregard the grammar. Its sweet. SUPER ODD! Guess who wrote that?

what makes me smile..

2008-12-20T04:18:00.000-08:00

They never fail to do so- the videos in particular and not the bitchy people). Its fun to watch these videos from high school. I am missing everyone including those I don't know, those up until now I don't know existed in my batch, those that I hate and also to those I snubbed on hallways UNINTENTIONALLY (I swear I'm innocent!).

the comic of st. louis! ~~little~~ miss comedian..I MISS THIS DIANE ~~batig nawng!~~ though OA kay ka sa part nga "ayaw uii, shiit" and freeze the frame on 0:002 (very pretty diane!)

The commotion we created. ~~so highschool~~

and those nga napalaw:

LOVE MJ AND LAILA and MARJ! :)

and who would'nt want to miss this?

WE ALL LOVE A PIECE OF KRIS DELL ~~and a cameo role from laila's bootsie!~~! WE MISS YOU GIRL! TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF! AND TELL US IF YOU NEED SOMETHING ARIGHT?

SPOTTED: BABY GOT BACK!

2008-12-10T08:42:00.000-08:00

salivate boys..

that's all.

BIG NEWS another joseicouture EXCLUSIVE!

2008-11-29T08:50:00.000-08:00

A new post ~~finally~~- though my avid readers are decreasing everyday.

I don't want to narrate stories about my fabulous life as of now so lets go straight to the big juice.

BEWARE GIRL!

assume you're her...YOU MIGHT BE HER.

(I'm so not gonna drop her name here because a lot of things are at stake- and i mean A LOT!)

Dear uhmmm..girl,

We may not be the best of friends or you may not be my closest contact (for now) but I think you should know this.

Im not gonna write you a long sad letter so to make this long story short, YOUR fugly MAN IS CHEATING ON YOU and YOU HAVE NO IDEA! (bang! surprise! surprise!) As of now you think you're the perfect couple-forever together-together forever but sad, fairytales don't happen in real life for you (except for me, they happen all the time) or maybe not now. It's too early to tell.

An exclusive source revealed to me that your "fugly", "unworthy" man is courting my source's friend through text. He continuously courts her until now.

You thought he's the one but I think he thinks you're one bad luck mirror that should be thrown away when broken (if you know what I mean).

You deserve a wake-up call and If you guys know who the girl is (you'll know if you'll ask me) please help me ring the alarm clock for her!

If a break-up happens soon, blame it on me!

spotted!

2008-11-25T02:09:00.000-08:00

I'm not so passionate as of this time so I'm serving this as for now!

Oohh, I have a BIG chika- if you see me, ask me what, ok?

post halloween greeting card...

...and another one to scare the lil' kids.

The most dramatic look she can offer..and very sexy by the way..

spot the real Kandyd.

. (period)

CIRCUS HAS LEAKED!

2008-11-18T02:00:00.000-08:00

no updates for everybody my hands are on a vacation my brain is on its way to neverland too.

Listen to these leaks from CIRCUS album (SO HOT!) and tell me what you all think! I LOVE IT by the way. ENJOY!

Circus - Britney Spears

MAYA SCARFS!

2008-11-12T00:07:00.000-08:00

Available in different maya-tic colors

They call it the shemaghs, I call it the maya scarf!

If you're a maya bird then you better have this since all the tweeties in town are wearing one. If not the mayas, then the T-birds. So get yourself one now like (I'm not mentioning names).

Available in all colon mini stores and happy mart branches but mayas prefer malls.

Listen to the maya song:

OMG! OMG! OMG!

2008-11-03T19:10:00.000-08:00

I've been very quiet about this because I don't want to spill the beans just yet. So the WOMANIZER Review I did a couple of days ago wasn't just for fun sake but it was also for y101 fm and now its in the station's site.

CLICK HERE TO VIEW IT IN THE y101 SITE

and if the link doesn't work, then try copy-past -ing.

http://www.y101fm.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1689&Itemid=1

hahahahah!

THE NEW YOUNG DIVA!

2008-11-02T09:13:00.000-08:00

Pack your bags Charice because theres a new girl in town.

She has the it voice + she can dance! Its my blog correspondent slash celebrity, SYVER with her own rendition of the spice girls hit "STOP".

EAT YOUR HEARTS OUT! This skank right here has a voice. You should use the mic more often dear - it helps rather than the other mic you're always craving for. You know what I'm trying to say..

NOW WE WANT LESS TALKING FROM YOU SYVS AND MORE SINGING. WE, THE FANS, SHALL BE FOLLOWING YOUR CAREER SO KEEP US POSTED!

..and CAN YOU PLEASE FIRE THOSE BACK-UP DANCERS FOR ME..

RAKETERA

2008-11-02T07:33:00.000-08:00

I promise not to attack anyone ever again with my harsh words.
I promise to keep myself busy with the birds and the bees rather than the gossips.
I promise to be bitchy when necessary.

NOT!!!!!!

RAKETERA here is a girl from the safest and most peaceful hood here in my city. MANTUYONG~~AUGiBY the cheerleader who ranked 6th would know~~
Ok the finals had us restless for days but not for her. Why? She asked a huge amount of hard cash from her hard-working mother for her tuition. 1,500 of it is hers.

and whose the lucky gimikera-raketera girl?

CLICK TO FIND OUT!

INFLUENCE

2008-10-27T20:07:00.000-07:00

In a statement released by their publisher Penguin, the coffee table book will feature "exclusive photographs of Ashley and Mary-Kate from world renowned photographer Rankin, and a wide variety of other never-before-seen materials and interviews from Mary-Kate and Ashley's personal collections."

The girls interviewed the people who have inspired them, "with the hope that they will inspire and teach others" as well. ~~I saw that!~~

Available for pre-order at amazon.com. Due for release October 28, 2008..wait, today!

Jennifer Hudsons mother and brother was shot to death!

2008-10-24T21:28:00.000-07:00

oops! wrong Jennifer! Its Beyonce ~~Sasha Fierce~~ as Etta James for Cadillac Records.

ok! so enough playing arround! this is seriously sad! Jennifer Hudson.

This is so dreadful. Violence never solves anything!

Osacar winning actress Jennifer Hudsons mom has been killed. Investigators have reported that two bodies were found dead inside J. Hudsons moms house just before 3:00 pm last friday. The victims were Darnell Hudson 57-year-old and Jason her brother. Darnell was shot in the head and Jason was shot in the chest.

The shooting is believed to be domestic according to police reports.

my good friend Jennifer, if you're reading this now, be strong girl!

WOMANIZER review

2008-10-23T09:36:00.000-07:00

Exactly 1 day and 10 years ago small town girl Britney Spears tried her luck with the first airplay of her first single "Baby One More Time" then the rest was history. It was universally phenomenal and suddenly the name Britney became familiar to the household. Now, shes back and ready to go over big with her comeback single "Womanizer" for her much-anticipated 6th studio album entitled "Circus" which is set to hit stores on her birthday-December 2.

Hitting number one everywhere and breaking records is what Britney's long-awaited comeback is all about and "Womanizer" has been doing a great job of making it all happen.

Recently, the song has made a record-breaking leap to #1 on the Billboards Hot 100 after debuting at #96. It is also currently the most downloaded song on iTunes and is also one of the most purchased songs in Amazon.com. Plus 48 hours after the release of her official music video for the song, the video has reportedly received nearly 7 million hits.

Judging from the 40 sec. snippet that was brought to the internet the week before it officially hit radios (no thanks to the radio dude who spoiled the excitement), I wasn't so sure if she would be able to pull it off. I though it was weak, comeback unworthy and flop#2(flop #1 was gimme more and the blackout album but I'd rather not talk about that!)but I was wrong. A week after, I anxiously waited for the premiere and heard it. During my first hear, right before the song was half-finish,I was already singing the lyrics to it. That's how captivating & addictive the song is and it sticks to your head for the longest time - even when in bed. Plus, its accompanied by a steaming hot video courtesy of "Stronger" and "Toxic" director, Joseph Kahn. Leaked pictures of the video on the internet had me excited but no one was expecting the all-naked Britney in the sauna scene. Now that was a classic. Though the video is quite similar to her massive-hit song "Toxic" ( Britney playing different persona's, her up to revenge on the guy and the bare Britney compared to Britney bejeweled with diamonds in toxic) and less dance routines, I still believe that it was the perfect ingredient for her comeback.

Like the rest of the world, I'm attached to it already. I love it because unlike previous Britney materials, "Womanizer" showcases Britney vocals like never before. Also, its another Britney club-banger to look out for and definitely an inspiring anthem for women. Most importantly, I love it because the song doesn't fade at the end part this time.

Womanizer is the comeback single. Its the new anthem. Its now and I'm glad its Britney's.

That's all.

WE LOVE YOU NICOLE!

2008-10-22T21:11:00.000-07:00

I don't wanna be labeled as selfish so I'm sharing this to you people of the third world nation ~~and others~~ I honestly think its sweet and super cute!

My good friend, Nicole Scherzinger, dropped by a radio show in which she did her best Britney impersonation singing "Oops!... I Did It Again." She actually does a pretty good job. Really.

They say imitation is the best form of flattery!

Click below to stream:

A delightful Project

2008-10-21T09:55:00.000-07:00

Its a little"Sweet Project" I've been working my magic on. It has something to do with online, satisfaction and things..Its almost done however I cant tell you the details as of now but you will know more about it in the coming days. .

Excited!

start saving money..

PUMPKIN GRAVE PARTY!

2008-10-20T11:13:00.000-07:00

We were a little too demanding with the orange-black dress code so we have decided to stick to the traditional costume party..but hotter! just a quick reminder to those attending the party, gone are the days where the scariest costume bags everybody's attention. Sexy-Hot-Cute and Original works nowadays. Again, please confirm if you're coming through our friendsters or YMs.

Contact the most approachable people in town. Don't be scared. We don't bite.

Me: joseicouture@yahoo.com
Diane: sharena_vestal_01@yahoo.com
Molly: contact her through friendster/09223354459
Jared: deraj_sepulveda@yahoo.com/09229593834

All she ever wanted was a little credit..

2008-10-20T08:34:00.000-07:00

goodbye sex and hello shopaholic! OMG! I've been waiting for this since June and pictures were the only ones feeding my excitement. That time I thought Isla Fisher wasn't the best choice for the role but the trailer proved me wrong! I Love her for now!

CONFESSIONS OF A SHOPAHOLIC is my new favorite movie though its set to be release on February 2009. Its based on the novel of the same title and yes my dear friend Patricia Field worked her magic for the movie just like what she did for Sex and the City. Watch the trailer below and salivate.

I S O C A N T W A I T ! !

that's all! bey!

SPOTTED:THE ELECTRIC DIVA IS BACK!

2008-10-18T20:27:00.000-07:00

OMG! I swear I have a feeling shes trying to pull-off a Serena comeback - the scene where she got off a train at grand central.

NO!

So you think only Britney can do a comeback? Think again! Jenny Rose Notarion ~~I forgot her first name by the way but thanks to Tingal and no thanks to Kandayd who told me her name was Stephani!~~> ,The electric Diva (the infamous title I gave her that launched her career as a singer way back in highschool), is BACK!

Like Serena, she was nowhere to be found after second year highschool but she can never get away with me! No one does!

NOTA- her nickname which also relates to her musicality and NOTA which also relates to her hotness!

Her most famous line is "I'll see you there!" her statement answering Ypil's "Go to hell Notarion!"

Shes the future popstar. She has done recordings with Charice from the past.

Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block!

peace dudes! Im back!

rock on M.fuckers!

Nota Magalona.. the master rapper's other daughter.

GUESS WHO?

2008-10-18T20:09:00.000-07:00

The biggest local celebrity ain't going nowhere. Shes staying. just staying.. and you're so gonna love her. Spotted showing off her vintage mole and a new lip gloss in the most appealing pout ever.

NOTE: Please scroll down slowly. we don't want to kill the suspense feel now, do we?

still got no clue? This might help you..

shhh...thats what shes trying to say..

NOW, drumroll please.....

SURPRISE! SURPRISE! Its COGAL! WE MISS YOU COGAL OF CHICAGO ~~BULLS~~!

SPOTTED!

2008-10-18T19:58:00.000-07:00

Guess the celeb behind the sexy body.

CLUES

larger than life.
automatic fabulous.
my very unpredictable schoolmate.
so you should know by now!

CLICK TO VIEW

if you're smart enough then you should know why it cant be viewed so think! think!

PUMPKIN PARTY! you're invited!

2008-10-18T07:28:00.000-07:00

Reading this means you're invited. So comment or message me through friendster to confirm your presence and please don't ask me if you're invited or not because any grade 1 student would know he/she is!

7:00 PM, FRIDAY, OCT 31 2008 come in orange or black or both. Its still a costume party so dress WILD! You bring the food! We don't cater for free! .

Its plainly PARTYING HARD! PHOTOSHOOTS! and DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!

A NEW HOME FOR PJ!

2008-10-17T01:32:00.001-07:00

So ok! You might be wondering why I'm having less advertising on the sunnies. Well ~~aside from I'm not earning( thanks a lot peej!),~~ I've been working on a site to house all the sunnies. Its called HAPEEJAY. The site is half-finished so while we're working on it, feel free to view and order.

CLICK HERE TO VIEW HAPEEJAY

2008-10-17T01:27:00.000-07:00

How do you like the new layout inspired by the Womanizer single cover? Learn to love it beybi!

SPOTTED!

2008-10-13T19:53:00.001-07:00

I was in the middle of downloading my new Adobe Photoshop when I saw this from MJ ~~with a new hot BF~~...

We miss her ~~enormous~~ smile.

thats all..

Rihanna and Chris Brown Live!

2008-10-12T20:58:00.000-07:00

Rihanna and Chris Brown, two of the biggest selling artists of 2008 are doing a concert in Manila on November 16. Rihanna and Chris Brown are also real-life sweethearts. The Rihanna and Chris Brown Live in ~~Cebu~~Manila concert is actually a back to back concert and will be on November 16, 2008 (Sunday), 8 pm at the Bonifacio Global City Open Field in Taguig City. It was rumored for a while that the concert was cancelled but it is now going on schedule, and promotions are in full swing. Rihanna and Chris Brown Live in Manila Back To Back Concert is brought to you by MTV Philippines.

Tickets are now available at TicketWorld and they have an early bird promo for those who will buy it on October 15 - 31, 2008:

Php 3,090.00
1,545.00
309.00

If you buy it on November 01-16, 2008, you get it at regular prices of:

Php 10,300.00
5,150.00
3,090.00
618.00

For more information, you can call TicketWorld at 891-9999.

I wish to go but Im saving for Britney. I can smell her coming to Philippines next year for her world tour.

BACK 2 BACK! SPOTTED

2008-10-12T01:12:00.000-07:00

BIGATIN NG ENGINEERING..SI TIN-TIN GUITO!

BIGATIN NG NURSING oops! wait..DENTISTRY diai..SI BOOBA!

thats all..

ANNOUNCEMENT!

2008-10-11T22:36:00.000-07:00

From now on, I'm not gonna be the one taking your orders and do meet-ups! Mine is just pure advertising and I'm super tired already!

PJ WILL FLY SOLO FOR MEET-UPS AND ORDERS! SO STOP TEXTING ME! TEXT PJ!

PLEASE CONTACT HIM HERE:

YM: josephabellana
cell no: 09227371302

YES HE'S STILL ON SALE!

HE WILL BE PUTTING UP HIS OWN ONLINE SITE SOON..WATCH OUT FOR THAT!

WOMANIZER MUSIC VIDEO!

2008-10-11T04:27:00.000-07:00

Speechless! Can somebody please wake me up! ?
Very Toxic, Very Britney! HOT! HOT! HOT!

Before you watch the video, you guys might want to get yourselves a towel?

reaction?

NEW CONTACT LENSES! 1200 PER PAIR! GOOD FOR 1 YEAR!

2008-10-09T08:43:00.000-07:00

Let the picture speak for itself.

(click to enlarge)

ON-GOING SALE PLUS NEW STOCKS!

2008-10-09T08:30:00.000-07:00

THE 200 EACH ALL ITEM SALE IS STILL ON-GOING!

Major Meet-ups this SATURDAY. 3:00 pm at FOOD CHOICE IN AYALA. If you are planning to buy, then send me a message through my friendster account or text me. ~~Im so not posting my number and my e.add again~~ VIEW PREVIOUS POST FOR MY CONTACT DETAILS so we can include you in our schedule this Saturday.

NEW PRODUCTS SET TO ARRIVE THIS SATURDAY! ~~Those who will meet us in Ayala will be the first to see these.~~

YES SINCE WE ARE SO GENEROUS, WE ARE COUNTING THEM PART OF THE SALE!

STAR SUNNIES (no glitters) COLORS AVAILABLE AS SEEN ABOVE! P200 only!

2 tone WAYFARERS Available colors are: black frame-red legs, blue frame-pink legs, green frame-pink legs, pink frame-blue legs, red frame-black legs and white frame pink legs!

We also have SPEED RACERS AVAILABLE but its as good as sold already. EXCEPT FOR BLUE,BLACK AND RED! P250! BUY NOW!

ALTHEA ALEXIS FUENTES DEEN for MS. CONSOLACION 2008

2008-10-07T08:25:00.000-07:00

innocent-looking Thea for Miss Consolacion 2008 with a very original logo!

Here we go again!

To my ever growing ~~fans~~ avid readers, and to the rest of the Louisians, PLEASE SUPPORT THE PRETTY ALTHEA ALEXIS FUENTES DEEN in MISS CONSOLACION 2008! No matter who your favorite is, VOTE FOR ALTHEA because I said so!

I don’t know how the voting goes but please check this site for infos. I believe its seen at the upper left part of the site.

VOTE ALTHEA DEEN HERE! ~~or else someone in your family will die in 4 days!~~

If it doesn’t appear or anything then little common sense will tell you to copy-paste the site below.

http://ph.88db.com/ph/Services/front.page

You have to register first before you can vote. Registration is for free. Its fast and easy so please save your excuses - work those fingers off and REGISTER YOUR ASS!

LAST DAY OF VOTING IS ON OCTOBER 24 SO VOTE VOTE VOTE!

We did it before and hell yeah we are doing it one more time..

This post is brought to you by Jared Sepulveda.

ALL ITEMS 200! except the ODM

2008-09-30T09:45:00.000-07:00

the rumors are true.

the BIG SHUTTER SALE was a huge success. Imagine? 60 Shutters and other sunnies sold in just 1 day.

The SALE is not over yet and it keeps getting better and bigger.

THIS IS THE BIGGEST FUCKIN' SALE SO YOU GUYS MAKE THE MOST OUT OF IT!

ALL SUNNIES ARE BEING SOLD FOR ONLY 200 PESOS EACH!
HURRY UP! BECAUSE WE RUN OUT OF STOCKS VERY FAST! TRUST ME! ORDER NOW!

ORIGINAL PRICES:

WAYFARERS (for all head sizes/ma inat-inat): P350
SPLATTER WAYFARERS: P350
HEART SUNNIES ~~my fav!~~: P450
WAVY HEARTS: P350
FULL SHUTTER SHADES: P300
CRAZY SHUTTERS: P300
HEART SHUTTERS: P400
USA SHUTTERS (silver): P350
HALF SHUTTERS: P300
DOUBLE HALF SHUTTERS: P300
SHUTTERS ALA WAYFARERS: P300
CELEB OVERSIZED SUNNIES (circle,star and ribbonish): P300
CATS EYE: P300
SPEED RACER (1 blue): P300

SEE PREVIOUS POSTS FOR PICTURES OF SUNNIES : HERE

AGAIN, ITS 200 PESOS ONLY SO HURRY! HURRY!

PLEASE DO LEAVE ME A MESSAGE IF YOU'RE INTERESTED ON ANY AND ILL CHECK FOR THE AVAILABILITY OF STOCKS AND AVAILABILITY OF YOUR DESIRED COLORS.

ODM WATCHES FOR SALE!

2008-09-29T07:07:00.000-07:00

Little by little, we are trying out new stuffs.

New on the list is the hottest and most talked-about watch of the season.

ODM watches are a must-have this year (and surely next year). We only have 1 color per piece and we are giving it to you for only 400 PESOS(spin and uncoordinated) and 500 PESOS (rubber pixel). Hurry up because these are very rare and it’s being haunted by the top fashionistas of Cebu. (They are a replica of the original but they are 1st class imitation so they're as good as the original)

ODM RUBBER PIXEL (P500 ONLY!)

On the hand of a stranger.

press the side button to view time.~~yup, it lights up!~~

Available colors as seen above.

ODM UNCOORDINATED (400 PESOS ONLY!)

Available colors as seen above.

ODM SPIN (300 PESOS ONLY!)

all colors above are available but only one per color.

HURRY UP! IF YOU'RE INTERESTED, leave me a message in my friendster account here: AS IN CLICK HERE!

THE BITCH IS COMING TO CAFA!

2008-09-29T06:06:00.000-07:00

Its ~~semi~~official, one of the baddest bitches in high school who bullies the quiet students in class, gets a Jenny Humphry every year (like gee, ti, agbei, fee and an army of skunks in 4th year) and the master of all cheats and lies ~~with matching tears to miss bering~~ + great comedy, Diane Sharena Vestal ~~Lumanta~~ is moving to CAFA next semester.

She may sound like a reproduction of a Regina George or a Blair Waldorf but don’t expect too much, she has her own unique beauty. Very unique...

Dear Diane,

Everybody is so anxious for your arrival including Molly. We’ll revisit the fun-bitching moments when you’ll get here in USC-TC soon. Don’t get nervous or scared with judgmental human beings because CAFA is like the no-care-at-all place. It’s like a haven of our replicas so no worries. Just imagine yourself as Serena ~~though you’re far from her~~ when she went back to school and dear, Advertising is like the easiest course on earth, believe me! It’s the no-math course.

Leave your boring school because you’ll end up holding hands with a lesbo or worse, you’ll end up as one.

So you better start working your butt off. If you need help on anything like enrollments or others, contact Molly. If you need a quick tour or a introduction to the who’s who in CAFA, contact me. Ill be waiting at the gate…This is so gonna be grand!

xoxo,
You’re Royal Hotness!

new BRITNEY song "WOMANIZER"!

2008-09-27T07:43:00.000-07:00

WOMANIZER - BRITNEY SPEARS

Sure fire hit! sing along and start memorizing..

Superstar
Where you from, how's it going?
I know you
Gotta clue, what youre doing?
You can play brand new to all the other chicks out here
But I know what you are, what you are, baby

Look at you
Gettin' more than just re-up
Baby, you
Got all the puppets with their strings up
Fakin' like a good one, but I call 'em like I see 'em
I know what you are, what you are, baby

Womanizer

Boy, don't try to front
I know just what you are

Womanizer

Daddy-O
You got the swagger of champions
Too bad for you
Just can't find the right companion
I guess when you have one too many, makes it hard
It could be easy, but that's who you are, baby

Lollipop
Must mistake me as a sucker
To think that I
Would be a victim not another
Say it, play it how you wanna
But no way I'm ever gonna fall for you, never you, baby

Maybe if we both lived in a different world
It would be all good, and maybe I could be ya girl
But I can't 'cause we don't

SPOTTED!

2008-09-25T08:30:00.000-07:00

It just keeps getting better and better. You thought only Molly can do that?

I cant wait for whats next for Syver. hmmm...Sex Video perhaps? hahaha! Just kidding Syvs!

DIANE'S POST B.DAY BASH!

2008-09-25T08:00:00.000-07:00

No, I'm not a local celebrity. ~~I'm more than that!~~

the not so holy Molly,nun turned party-girl Jatiana, the two-weeks-ago b.day girl Diane and me.

of course, who else would wear the products..

Don't hate perfection.

I'm currently dealing with this slow internet (miraculously its fast tonight) which is why I haven't been updating recently about,of course, me.

Yes Diane, you can show your pictures in yellow cab with you and your new friends now. We wont complain or get mad since you actually splurged hard cash last Saturday. We all enjoyed the night.

I miss my girls. Too bad some were not able to go but it was definitely one hot night. ~~sister~~ Jatianas dancing was better than the pussycat dolls and Syvers outfit is something to lookout for in runways. Like this look from Prada Fall/Winter 2008, Syver started it first!

Theres nothing more to share except, in behalf of all the bitches who crashed your house for food and then ate pizzas at Da Vinci's, enjoyed your free club entrance, free ride everywhere, partied the night away and benefit from your free vodka ice treat, THANK YOU DIANE BITCHTAL of Tamboks CANAL!

FULL SHUTTERS SOLD OUT!

2008-09-25T07:16:00.000-07:00

My internet was so slow yesterday so I wasn't able to do this follow-up post. We sold over 60 FULL SHUTTERS in just 1 day. Thought I could share it! hahahahh!

Wavy Hearts anyone?
After the hit heart sunnies, WAVY HEARTS is next..more colors available!

150 100 PESOS!

2008-09-24T07:06:00.000-07:00

The on-going FULL-SHUTTERS SALE is huge. A while ago (less than a day) more than 50 FULL SHUTTERS were sold!

Because of the massive impact to the "masses", PJ is selling it to you for the very low price of 100 PESOS. Where can you find that! ? Thats the lowest indeed.

NEW WAYFARERS, GLITTER SUNNIES, HEART SHUTTERS and MORE..ARE NOW AVAILABLE!

PM ME OR HIT THE CHAT BOX AT THE SIDE FOR ORDERS!

CLEARANCE SALE! (selected items!)

2008-09-23T07:04:00.000-07:00

You get like the biggest discounts ever. The hottest sunnies this season is on sale! We're selling SHUTTER SHADES FOR ONLY 150 PESOS. Since we aren't into selling the original looking shutters, we are giving them to you for a very low..low..low..low price of 150 PESOS (half price of the original)

Available colors are : blue, baby pink, red, white, violet (not in the picture) and black!

YOU BETTER RUSH IN ORDERING. LIMITED STOCKS!

NEW SHUTTERS!

2008-09-22T08:01:00.000-07:00

They're the newest shutters in town and definitely a must-have this season courtesy of Da Vincis Pizza.

Really! Whats coming is the double half shutters with, again, limited stocks. Interested? Message me through my friendster..

MORE COLORS AVAILABLE!

CELEB OVERSIZED SUNNIES!

2008-09-18T06:15:00.000-07:00

The Fabulous second batch of sunnies arrived a while ago and the real thing looks much better than the pictures I posted. Trust Me!

Next on the list we have these fabulous sunnies you must dare to wear.

Only one piece per item available. The real thing looks much better when you actually see it right before your very eyes. Hurry up because stocks are soooo limited.Only for 300 PESOS!

MEET UPS? MESSAGE ME THROUGH MY FRIENDSTER ACCOUNT!
CLICK HERE TO SEND ME A MESSAGE!

NEW PRODUCTS + A QUICK UPDATE OF SUNNIES AVAILABLE

2008-09-17T06:30:00.000-07:00

If you think tomorrows no good, you better think again. Ill give you reasons why you shouldn't sleep and should anticipate tomorrow.

Earlier I posted that you speed racer sunnies fanatics should be sad since we don't have stocks anymore but we don't want to disappoint you guys so heres the second batch of speed racer sunnies together with the new cats eye sunnies & shutter wayfarers. Not only that, since many are also asking for splatter wayfarers, then we're also having them tomorrow.

Meet-ups? You know the rules right? If not then read previous entries. text : 09227371302 friendster & YM: josephabellana@yahoo.com

CATS EYE (300 php.)
Available Colors are: blue, white, pink and yellow.

RISKY BUSINESS SHUTTERS wayfarer style (300 php.)
Available colors are: orange, pink and green.

SPLATTER WAYFARERS (350 php. buy two and get each for 300 php only)
Available Colors are: Violet and Lime.

PLAIN WAYFARERS (350 php. buy two or more and have each for only 300 php.)
Available colors are: green, white, orange and red)

SPEED RACER SUNGLASSES (300 php.)
Available colors are: Black and Blue.

CRAZY SHUTTERS (300 php)
Colors Left: black and yellowish gold.

HEART SHUTTERS (400 php.)

We also have TWO-TONE FULL SHUTTERS (350 php.)

HEART SUNNIES (450 php. buy two or more you'll get it for 400 php.)
Available colors (as seen above)

We only have 1 FULL SHUTTER available. (300 php.)
hot pink

1 RED HALF SHUTTERS (300 php.)

You should wait until tomorrow for my next entry which is all about the new products coming this Friday. They're back and you should be one of the very first to wear these. Clue: Glitters and Tints.

2008-09-16T20:01:00.000-07:00

I'm so proud of you ~~Diane~~ Charice. I was crying the entire time watching this heart warming-breathetaking video of Charice and Celine Dion in MSG swear! My sister can atest to that! Im shivering! NALUYA KO!

I was just in time! This happened a while ago and my it was uploaded fast!

Charice Pempengco in a cutie-cutie mode.

Diane looking so chinese.

Just Landed + TOPSHOP story

2008-09-16T18:17:00.000-07:00

The long wait is over. The sunnies are here. They arrived yesterday afternoon.

All you speedracer fans are so going to be disappointed when you hear the news that NO MORE SPEED RACER SUNNIES AVAILABLE! NO MORE SPLATTER WAYFARERS AVAILABLE! and yes you read it right, they just arrived yesterday. However, The heart sunnies are to-die-4 like no kidding.

(actual colors! still available so order fast!)

Heres a short story.

We went to Ayala yesterday to meet up with a buyer before we went to TOPSHOP. We got there pretending to be looking for heart sunnies unaware that we are wearing one on our heads but the real reason why we went there was to actually compare the price. The sales ladies got curious until such time we reveal the big secret and they were all so facinated because TOPSHOP only has red heart sunnies available and its for 1000 php. We have many colors available and it looks exactly the same. as in! super! no joke! and its only for 450. you can get it for 400 if you buy 2 or more. They all gathered around and were wanting to buy but they have no cash. ~~dont get me started. Im not commenting on that one! they were kind people~~ So if you happen to be in Ayala, please drop by at TOPSHOP and ask them for pink,yellow,green,orange etc.. heart sunnies and they'll give you this site joseicouture.blogspot.com (They asked us to leave a number because many are looking for other colors.)

There are a couple pairs of shutters still available. Wayfarers are arriving this week.

Start opening your piggy banks.

MEET THE SELLER and the rules!

2008-09-15T08:25:00.000-07:00

The fabulous and divaish PJ Abellana wearing heart shutters.
Never been kissed..Never been touched..but totally DAMAGED!

HERE ARE THE RULES:

No reservations. This is not a hotel.

No "hangyu2x" this is not the divisoria.

We don't meet with buyers who'll just buy 1 pair. Oil Price is high. Better buy in groups or buy 2 or more!

and...

Don't be afraid to approach us. We are the nicest people in town. I'm not anymore the mean person I was in high school. Promise!

WAYFARERS are coming!

2008-09-15T07:51:00.000-07:00

Just a quick update. People are fighting like animals over the new shutter designs. Wayfarer Shutters might be next.

But as for now, heres what you guys are requesting. Yes, they are almost here. WAYFARERS plain ones. They come in different colors and limited stocks available. Again, its the cheapest so far. They're unique and not carbonish. So for those who are interested you can message me or comment me through friendster. Hurry Up!

CLICK HERE TO MESSAGE OR COMMENT ME THAT IS IF YOU'RE INTERESTED!

Theres a new rule: WE DONT MEET UP WITH BUYERS WHO'LL ONLY BUY 1. SO IF YOU'RE PLANNING TO BUY, HAVE YOUR FRIENDS BUY ONE TOO.

They'll arrive this week! They are sold for 350 but if you'll buy 2, then you can get it for 300 pesos!ONLY!

Juicy Orange (Im so getting one for myself!)

Green

Red (I so love this!)

White

For those who are just plainly uncivilized and have no idea what Wayfarers are, then I guess these pictures will help you:

Is that orange on her? Colorblind here!

Drew Barrymore and Kirsten Dunst in White Wayfarers

Oopsie! Wrong Celeb! LOLZNESS!

White on MaryKate.

Mary Kate Olsen in red.

Paris Hilton in red wayfs.

NEW STOCKS!

2008-09-13T23:58:00.000-07:00

They'll arrive on Tuesday so you poor people can start saving money now! Very limited stocks. Only 2 stocks for each kind so hurry up! You need not to worry about shippings. We do meet-ups. View more stocks from the previous entries below.

USA Shutters- 350 only!

~~the not so bitchy~~ Miley Cyrus.
Natasha Bedingfield in Speed Racer Sunglasses

Celebs wear them. So if you think you're a celebrity then you better get yourself one. Speed Racer Sunglasses available in Blue and Red only for 300 php.

Splatter Wayfarers available in Green and Pink only for 350!

These are like the must-haves of the season. Heart Sunglasses Only for 450! Available I think in black, red, baby pink, blue, green, hot pink, orange, violet and maybe white!

and TADAH! The mother of all sunglasses! The Robot sunglasses! Very unique. You can never find someone wearing the same. Only one available, GREEN. For only 600 php.

Grab' em now! First Pay First serve so If you really want them, you can pay in advance!

They're Here!

2008-09-13T00:19:00.000-07:00

Ok so the stocks arrived just an hour ago and right before that, sure buyers are flooding like your pee. Now here is the final listing of the stocks available. Hurry up because its not yet officially shown to the public and yet its selling like hotcakes already.

These are the only colors available.

CRAZY SHUTTERS
2 Black
2 white (one is for Diane who will pay ASAP or else will suffer Internet Humiliation)
2 Silver
4 Yellowish Gold (we actually dont want to share this to the public because its super cute)

red, blue, pink SOLD OUT!

HALF SHUTTERS
2 Red
2 Yellow
2 Pink

black, green, gold, silver SOLD OUT!

HEART SHUTTERS(one piece per item except red)
black
2 red
blue
baby pink
green
orange
white

silver, hot pink, mint green, gold and violet SOLD OUT!

CROSS SHUTTERS
1 white
1 silver
1 gold

black and silver for Lorenz and Syver (same goes to you two! Ill be expecitng oyur payments on Monday or else)

yellow and green SOLD OUT!

NO RESERVATIONS! The rule set by PJ (the pretty seller) is first pay, first serve. Contact me now! Here's my number and its the first time im going to share this to the public so you fans better make the most out of it.

Whats New and Coming:

Heart Shades. I got my eye on this one. Its sold for 450 php. VERY CHEAP! Swear. Not convincing enough? Try going to Top Man in Ayala, this Sunnies is sold for 1000! They'll be here this week Tuesday or Wednesday latest is Friday.

SHUTTERS FOR SALE!

2008-09-12T05:51:00.001-07:00

First, these are not mine so don't bother asking me for discounts.

Be a trend setter and be one of the very first to wear these new designs of shutter shades before the rest of the world will wear one and you'll be like "Oh, Im so over that trend!".

CRAZY SHUTTERS – very rare even in the US (300 pesos ONLY)

Available colors:
Black
Red
White
Yellow
not so sure with Silver

HEART SHUTTERS (400 pesos ONLY!)

Available colors:
Black
Red
Blue
Baby pink
Hot pink
Green
Silver
Orange
White

HALF SHUTTERS – both horizontal and cross (300 pesos ONLY)

Available colors:

Half:
Orange
Pink
Red
Silver
Yellow
Black

Cross:
Black
White
Silver
Pink
White Orange
and maybe Gold

These are imported and are not like the usual shutters. Very affordable unlike other shutters sold. Plus you don’t have to worry about shippings and stuffs. Stocks are limited so if you’re interested, message me through friendster. Hurry up and get yourself one now!

SPOTTED on earth!

2008-09-10T03:23:00.000-07:00

I'm starting to miss high school already. No. Let me rephrase that. I'm starting to miss my mega fame in high school already. There, much better.

Someone way back in high school was spotted earlier sharing the spotlight with two other unidentified girls.

Its the beautiful Mdm. Mercado whose presence is missed by many.

View the sizzling picture of our favorite Mdm. Mercado as she flashes a big smile to the camera HERE

I need glasses! My eyes are seeing blurry things..

Meanwhile.. have you heard about the latest news of Cogal's twin sister Charice? She just did one whole episode with Oprah. She was also surprised with a greeting and a proposal by Celine Dion. Beat that Sarah.

Watch the video on youtube. Don't make me search it for you!

Cogal by the way, is flying or is now in Texas and shes going through rough times with her Boyfriend. What a story.

BLIND ITEM for THE HUNGRY

2008-09-09T06:30:00.000-07:00

The bitch in me is back. Due to insistent public demand, Im bringing back the blind items. I sporadically posted such since I want to lay low on my bitching skills and focus more on the fun under the sun but my tongue is itching to tell it all.

If this is what you all want then its what you're all getting.

Here goes the devil.

Reigning supreme, I am the one to turn to for news and reports- almost about everything.

I am just trying to puzzle up two different news reported to me by a bunch of ~~correspondents~~ people. No clues as to who the person is.

SHES PREGNANT. blah high school. I'm so over it.
I dont care who's pregnant or who's not. I'm just forced to bring this out to the public.

Moreover, this pre-woman is like the local young female version of alleged sex addict David Duchovny. She has tried it anywhere and everywhere. You name it. Beach? CR? Where else do you want the magic to happen?

Its just amazing how shes able to manage to look like a high-school virgin.

Uuugh. I swear this is the last.

and no shes not the sex veteran...Crystal Apple. or was that her name?

DICK SHINES!

2008-09-07T05:01:00.001-07:00

When you live in a small archipelago called the Philippines where everybody gets to be proud so easily, little things like this can cause such impact to many lives.

PEREZ HILTON ~~the mother site of my site~~, a site full of bitchings, posted an entry which shocked me like crazy. Perez is huge in the U.S by the way.

He said,

Rick Astley is still a worldwide superstar!

The 80's sensation recently traveled oceans away from his native England to play for his fans in Manila, Philippines.

The hotter-as-he-ages Brit came face to face with his #1 Filipino fan on stage, an actor by the name of Roderick "Dick" Paulate who is known as the 'Rick Astley' of the Philippines.

Funny stuff ensued!

my entries are all about videos. Haven't you notice the flow? haha. peace out yawl.

Just Stand Up

2008-09-06T08:07:00.000-07:00

The divas performed for a charitable cause for cancer research in a not so divaish song. It could have been better if Miley Cyrus wasn't there and Ashanti..wait? Ashanti was there? LOL.
Christina's the only one missing.

I know Jared will like this.

Lets Get It Started, Bitches!

2008-09-05T17:50:00.000-07:00

The comeback has begun.

Feels just like yesterday where Britney hits rock-bottom and the world saw it live through a VMA performance. Now she gets her second chance to prove herself in the VMAs where reports are, shes doing something fun and exciting. Britney's Team keeps on denying the rumors that she will be performing but rather she'll do a cameo. I have high hopes she wont be disappointing US-her fans.

Video: Britney's Back!

This is her recent video I saw on a Britney fan site and that song is called "Magnet" or "Underground" which I discover it myself compare to other fans who were just blown away by the video. So expect the title to be out on many Britney sites soon but you heard it first here!

I cant wait. Im so exited. So tune in to MTV this Sunday, September 07 2008 for the 25th VMAs.

Whats Next?

2008-09-03T04:43:00.000-07:00

Sunglasses is essential to human. If you don't own a pair then you're not human at all.
Especially if you live here in the third world, you need to look fierce to balance the hotness of the fuck*climate*fuck which is caused by the insensitive and cruel beings who continue to destroy mommy earth. ~~don't mine my drama. Its an environmentalist thing. LOLZ!~~

As aviators slowly fade, Shutters and Wayfarers take center stage.

I must be over it before it hits the province and the mountains and everybody gets to own one. I'm having a hard time trying to figure out whats next after wayfarer.

Maybe this?

Its made out of card board or anything close to such. Sport one now!

Just trippin!

Model Metamorphosis

2008-09-03T04:04:00.000-07:00

From subtle poses to playful ones. These photos show the evolution of the model profession ~~, which I am enjoying now,~~ through the years.

The most photographed models in 1947 - by Irving Penn

DNA Models of 2008.

3 words,8 letters. .

2008-09-02T00:01:00.000-07:00

I have just watched the first episode of Gossip Girl for season 2 "A Summer Kind of Wonderful"and I'm back to being attached to it.

I prejudged even before the show started through the teasers I have seen for the past months. But its nothing like it. I'm glad they stick to the stuffs they're known for - the classic settings, the clothes, the perfect lines, the drama, the sex and the gossips.

Everybody gets their fair share of the spotlight. Jenny went back to being boring and lonely boy Dan, who has a boring character last season 1, suddenly turned into playboy Dan. Serena was a little revealing this season (Her white party outfit was a killer!)and Nate? sex.sex.sex.

Overall, it for me was a Chuck-Blair episode to die for. For those who don't know, I'm not a big cry baby and no one can make me cry except the T.V. This episode brought me to tears and no I'm not acting. You might be wondering which part made me cry; the pin part and the 3 words 8 letters.

I love the newly added cast. Lord Marcos sure knows how to heat things up between Blair and Chuck.

Now Im torn between two pairs. I like the bad team Blair and Chuck but the royal pair of Lord Marcus Beaton-Rhodes and Blair is catching up.

Watch it! enjoy!
HERE!

no bucks for starbucks!

2008-09-01T04:55:00.000-07:00

Thanks to Diane the beggar who didn't brought cash! Well, she did bring a hundred pesos! a hundred pesos is not labeled as cash nowadays. so surprise! surprise! Maze ones again saved the night and lend the poor girl some cash. no..wait! Diane's an abusive type of girl, she didn't lend cash! She asked Maze to treat her!

It was probably one of those stressful days where there were lots of pushing and pulling along the way (literally PISTA gani!). Plus a dramatic Mary John led us to escape from the growling crowd to a last minute-one call away coffee night out.

Clubbing in Cebu nowadays is as good as going to arcades like timezone where all the posers hang out and...what else, pose. That is why I sometimes decline clubbing invites since I'll end up sitting in one corner instead of dancing the night away but thats except during times where I feel like going. You know me, unexpected.

I prefer chill spots, karaoke and coffee shops where the fun is in the talking.

Next week I'm thinking why not watch a movie and pamper ourselves after. Who's in?! message me thru friendster.

SUCK UK

2008-09-01T04:24:00.000-07:00

Ya'll know I have this thing for cool and unique pieces and I gotta share this to you since Christmas is near and I know some of my cousins are big fans of my blog like the rest of my readers who love me so dearly and I know you don't wanna see me sad this Christmas, right?

I don't know if you heard about this but theres this cool site called SUCK UK where they have all these amazing stuff, perfect for gifts.

and yup! I'm coming up with my wish list very soon. Expect these to be part of it.

GUESS WHO?

2008-08-28T04:39:00.000-07:00

OMG! and no its not Syver. Shes showing off her legs on the contrary to her conservative image back in high school. This is hilarious!

SHE'S NO OTHER THAN..CLICK HERE YOU QUEER!

Things You Must know about Me

2008-08-27T02:45:00.000-07:00

I decided to remove this thing on my friendster page because of no reason..

- naai own weird style of writing (observe me)
- sleep with 3 blankets
- have abnormal shoulders
- can fold my tongue to three
- yungit
- colorblind
- gossip girl
- make earrings to death
- luv big bold colors
- luv to fly
- hate pink (color)
- don't have a sport..no joke
- act differently with people i like!
- not a dancer
- gain weight every summer..
- ..lose it during classes
- hate anime (sorry anime freak friends)
- love karaoke
- love to dance the night away
- don't drink redhorse (i did but that was only once or twice and thats it!) and all the ka cheapan drinks
- watch soap opera
- luv barbeque sa dan
- Larsianista
- hate Math
- bestfriend ko sa kaun
- miss strawberry float
- miss my rocky
- not a texter
- like SPA treatments and all
- luv house music
- luv to cook ako rsai mu kaun
- experimental
- ANTMista
- luv riding at the back of the tricycle (did it twice)
- drink funchum upside down
- BITCH Maker (iNgun sila! mu diSagRee jud Ko!)
- have summer insomnia
- adore handmade shirts
- extreme photography
- draw stuffs when bored
- crave for ribs all day all night!
- luv the beach
- sparkle ug saging
- shawarma ug nachitos
- wa ko ka2ug sa Baguio
- hadluk ko rats k ra snake
- tiger forever
- southpark and perezhilton
- handwriting depende sa mood
- anti-EMO
- into local fashion
- carbonistah
- korni and proud gusto ka maka hear skung jokes!?
- don't like the styro's sound
- sit anywhere but not hugawan
- not pis-twice
- everybody thinks Im plastic but I swear I'm not.
- loved piggies
- loved animals
- SPICY FOODS FOR PRESIDENT!
- loud and hawd
- photoshop fanatic
- pasar nko anang appendicitis
- can't fold my own clothes
- dirrrrty icecream yum yum!
- don't read books
- don't eat fruits and vegetables( PROMISE! )
- peoplerpeople addict (not cebus very own)
- wanna be mickey mouse
- self confess Jolina old school songs fanatic
- listen to old school songs like Total Ecclipse..blah! blah!
- want a chowchow for christmas
- Nationalistic
- only dramas make me cry real people don't! its very hard to make me cry.
- luv socks
- wanna walk sa streets during night time not in our place though.
- and memorizes a couple of lines
- Very gastador
- look arte but im so not (ingun sila)
- never listen to bisrock
- love kids na maldita
- treasure weird things.
- im not a big fanatic of the diamond and gold blings and stuffs. I prefer native, vintage or one of a kind pieces
- pray before going to bed
- was a HUGE Britney Fanatic

Blind Item No. 4?!

2008-08-27T01:40:00.000-07:00

A not so it-girl way back in highschool tries the hardest to become the boy he never was. He was the shy type kinda girlash who never hangs out with the rest of the girls. Syver (source) told some through a text message he sent saying blind item 4 is rushing someone else to upload the picture where he poses with a girl so he can show to the rest how manly he has become. Not only that, to officially cut out his gay past, he doesn't mingle to his old gay friends who are also studying in the same college where he studies. No connection whatsoever.

No advice. I hate MAYAS!

She's catching up!

2008-08-26T07:57:00.000-07:00

When she saw the results to Jatiana's photos as celebs, she immediately uploaded her photos and here it is! My online field reporter who brought me a new juicy blind item by accident!

Syver looks so hot as Gossip Girl star Jessica aka. Vanessa

as Kristine Hermosa her fav local celeb..or maybe not!

the Olsen twin.

Brook Shields

was there a time Syver was feeling Hilary Duff?! I think yes!

as Jessica Biel !

as Natalie Portman.. hotness!

classic!

2008-08-26T07:31:00.000-07:00

applause! applause! She's like the living devil in Prada and this picture shows it all. Anna Wintour with Michael Phelps the world class swimmer now the greatest olympian of all time.

He's going out with my sister Lily Donaldson! Go Lily!

Lipgloss my gossiping ass!

2008-08-21T08:38:00.000-07:00

Fasten your seat belts coz we're in for the most vomiting ride ever. This is so not happening! This is embarrassing!

Im a big fan of GG and I was kinda in with the thought of localizing Gossip Girl like 3 months ago but I think the show can never be localize for the masses taste. never. The shows too american and very liberating for pinoy viewers.

The narration was kinda hilarious but then I realize it was not funny at all but irritating, ugly and gross.

Ohmy! Sorry to the Meg Magalona for the harsh words. I know the pain you are experiencing right now but being part of a good for nothing second rate trying hard copycat show doesn't mean your a bad actress right?! but you need workshops though.

This is stupidly annoying me right now! Uhhhhhgggggg! Can somebody please get me a cigar?!...

...NOW!

If ABS-CBN tried to do this show then I would have been less annoyed. but still annoyed!

Gossip Girl starts this September 1.

SWIMSUIT PHOTOS

2008-08-20T20:58:00.000-07:00

CLICK HERE TO VIEW!

This was done under the heat of the sun right after their head shots. We were suppose to do the shoot in the salt farm where the new bridge flows in the background.

I like to commend all the girls for being so confident all throughout the whole shoot. No complains whatsoever- they're all professionals.

Over-all the shoot was fantabulous!

Please check it out! Comments & Reactions are entertained through leaving a comment in my Friendster Account.

CLICK TO VIEW MY FRIENDSTER ACCOUNT

MISS TEEN OPAO- MISS PHOTOGENIC!

2008-08-19T04:41:00.000-07:00

Please vote for MISS TEEN OPAO 2008- Miss Photogenic. All photos can be seen in my Friendster Account so you better check it out! Vote through comments. Deadline is on August 23, 2008, SATURDAY. VOTE! VOTE! VOTE!

I fuckin' open my account to the public just for this so please do vote!

CLICKI HEREee!

and just a trivia. Those aren't the original photos. The colors look "chaka" compared to the original but it looks better compared to this. There's something wrong with my uploader..

I give you..

2008-08-19T02:33:00.000-07:00

This is like the most stressful week ever- reason for slow updates. This is what I've been doing lately. Photoshoots, Rehearsals and Screenings for next weeks big night.

If you happen to read this, then your officially invited to the biggest and most glamorous Miss Teen in the history of Mandaue..EVER! No kidding! Usually when fiesta hits the hood in most places they tend to take those Miss Teen Packages and all the drags will prepare the show. Here, I plan the show myself.

Stage Decoration
Production Numbers
Contact lights, sounds, dancers etc.
Look for the perfect committee
Theme: Futuristic & Eco-chic
Printing of letters
Tarps and ads
Photoshoot
Editing the photos
Making Questions
Preparing Invites
Look for prizes ans sponsors
Providing the snacks

and many more......

You better watch out for the bonggacious stage and the costume part where the 15 lovely contestants will wear recyclables to go inline with the theme "Teen Bring Back Green!" and most of all you better watch out for the steamy production numbers. This is one night you should'nt miss. Mark your calendars SUNDAY, August 24, 2008. Program starts at 8:00 p.m and no classes the following day so you should come!

SPOTTED!

2008-08-15T20:09:00.000-07:00

Fashion is breathable in CAFA. Students spend more time picking out what to wear during Wednesdays than doing assignments.

This month the Advertising Department is throwing a big Acquaintance gathering in tambuli Beach Resort. As early as last month, everybody has been planning their outfit. Im not..well not really.

I was going for the hippie look with a band wrap around my head, oversize glasses and a big printed shirt and some flip-flops to go with it. Till I saw this...

CLICK ! CLICK! CLICK!

BIG SMILE!

SPOTTED!

2008-08-15T03:56:00.000-07:00

Dear world,

why is everybody chopping or changing their hairs?
I look to the left, I see ~~Almira's BF~~ Paredes in rich dark brown hair and when I turn around I see Diane with a rebonded hair ~~not face~~ and now this?

The newest addition to the emo family. ROCK ON KEWL LAILA!

thats all.

Sugar Daddy

2008-08-09T09:26:00.002-07:00

Can someone help me find the ~~effing!~~ lyrics?!

Im so loving this...

2008-08-08T07:14:00.000-07:00

A quick follow up to Dianes...

as David Beckham! HOT! HOT! HOT!

We're all in this together! Vanessa Slutgens

Now do you see the difference? Well I dont! Queen Latifah is her long lost mom!

Im enjoying myself..like really! Now its girl Jatianas turn to look like a celebrity and dang she looks good!

as Nicole Scherzifuckerz ~~I dont know her full name~~

Jatiana looking so hot as Kelly Brook

..as J.Lo

OMHG! Jati looks so hot as Ashton Kutcher

Now guess who this hottie is! Comment me your guess!

OMG!

2008-08-07T23:13:00.000-07:00

Ive been hearing a lot of feedbacks lately that there has been some technical error in my blog which causes my lovely viewers a lot of trouble since they cant view the entire page.

so PANIC! PANIC!

You might be wondering why there are a lot or maybe a few changes going on around here, I'm trying to fix things up by trying out different stuffs and trying to figure out where the error is so everyone can live happily ever after reading all the nastiest things my blog has to offer.

enjoi mga ining at totoy!

Chanel Ad Leaked!

2008-08-06T06:19:00.000-07:00

We did a photoshoot for our "Introduction to Advertising" subject. Before the teacher sees it, ill give you the chance to see it first.

Diane as...

2008-08-06T02:20:00.000-07:00

Ill make lots and lots of combined pictures very soon since I'm super enjoying it and if you want to have your own picture be combine with celeb pictures then send me your full face front ala i.d picture pic and it better be high quality or else.

as Serena/ Blake Lively from GG.

as her favorite singer, Fergie

as her favorite mean girl, Lindsay Lohan

as crazy Paris Hilton

as ate Tyra

more Diane pictures in the coming days. As for now, suck up to these..

syvers turn

2008-08-05T23:54:00.000-07:00

Syver channels the classic Britney pose for Esquire Magazine 2004 issue where she posed bottomless.
She poses daringly in this amateurish turned professional photoshoot. Given a not-so-good-for-a-photoshoot set, she rocked it and outshines the background. Jealous by the Mira vs. Britney shoot, she gives us her own version. ~~hmmm.. there must be stiff competition between both girls~~

As to who shall pose next? It depends on who negotiates with me or submit photos to my friendster account.

Britney and Syver outdone each other.

Anything is possible when shes alone in the room.

not ella-ella-ella eh eh eh...

they look the same

2008-07-30T19:31:00.000-07:00

Dont they look the same? I was stunned when I saw this girls picture because she looks exactly like my cousin Mitche ~~Irene or Lablab~~

My cousin.

the girl I told you who looks exactly like her.

and by the way, my cousin sells all kinds of products for reasonable prices. Better visit her multiply site.

http://loveouano.multiply.com/

or

click here: MTCHES MULTIPLY SITE

Theres more of it in her friendster though. Like dresses, Victoria Secret Perfumes and Lipgloss, ~~Josei~~ Juicy Couture Shades and more...

GUESS WHO?

2008-07-30T19:24:00.000-07:00

From one angel to another. This months cover is Angel Locsin where she channels glamor. She looks different in the cover and if I'm not mistaken, its her second time to grace the cover of Preview.

Now behold the mysterious beauty of ___________. Its a tough one and I bet shes gonna thank me for making her look this good. Don't compare it to Angels cover or else you'll be disappointed!

How to eat the ice cream..yes, the ice cream!

2008-07-24T04:03:00.000-07:00

OhMyOh! This is torture! I have some problems with the internet connection and the fuckin' technical services is not answering my calls. Todays a miracle and I hope it continues for like,...forever though the connection still goes on and off, I can keep up with this..well its better than nothing! So sorry you guys for the slow updates. Theres much to talk about and its sad that I cant.

Ok. Syver, the star of my blog, teaches you how to eat ice cream the right way.

You can hear annoying moaning and it ruins the show. Syvers a star and its sad to see other people trying to catch up with her fame. Now my advice to you girls is leave the talking to Syver or make your own show. Because theres no room for newbies here..LMAO!

Just playing the crazy bitch.

Mira and Britney

2008-07-20T07:17:00.000-07:00

She was bragging that she did a photoshoot similar to Britney's recent Allure shoot. I think this has a similarity to Syvers naughty girl video in the pool. Why? Click to view full image.

So who pose the best? I go for Britney..I mean, the DRAG Britney!